Step 1. Exit your house and get on the J train towards manhattan.
Step 2. Get off the J Train and transfer to the G train by walking a few blocks from the lorimer J stop.
Step 3. Get on the G and get off at the first stop in Queens.
Step 4. Go to the Creek, a restaurant/bar/performance venue on Jackson Ave.
Step 5. Order the flautas.
Step 6. Eat them.
THERE! Who said you didn't know how to cook!?