"Deliciousness in a tortilla" and other hyperbolical descriptors

Flautas are:

• Deliciousness in a tortilla


• A little bit of heaven south of the border


• Little douchebags *Note this only works for people who like douchebags*


• Mm-mm good grandma


• Flaut-erific


• Melt in your mouth mexican munchables


• The only food ever... EVER


• The best dinner I ever had